ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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