Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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