oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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