I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ๐๐
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because Iโm single and itโs valentines Day...
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