garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
wow bdsm is so cute
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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