I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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