upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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