Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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