they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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