All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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