Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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