I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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