Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Randomize
