I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Let's get the cat blown out
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
