The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Oh god it's open bar.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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