Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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