My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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