when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
