I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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