ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Randomize
