Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Randomize
