So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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