But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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