Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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