I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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