We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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