ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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