Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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