He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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