everyone is single if you try hard enough
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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