i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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