I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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