Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
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