ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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