it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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