I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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