We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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