i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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