This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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