So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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