i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
just tell him i said nine months
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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