Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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