I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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