Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Come on in and take your pants off
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