they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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