What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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