CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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