Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
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go home
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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