Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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