All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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