I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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