Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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