If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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