Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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