As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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