just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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