It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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