do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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