Plan B is the new Plan A
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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