this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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