im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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