Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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