if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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